omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
he wants to bone in the snuggie
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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