and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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