Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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