saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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