I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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