i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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