Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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