he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Say something about gay babies.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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