I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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