he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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