He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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