Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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