I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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