We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize