I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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