Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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