i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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