so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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