Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
The adults are the big ones right?
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