Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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