so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
