4 words: hood of his car
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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