Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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