Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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