what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
