when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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