how can u be prego again
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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