Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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