Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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