Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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