Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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