okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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