TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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