idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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