I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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