What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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