We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
