I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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