I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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