yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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