yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My breasts were aching with rage.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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