Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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