what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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