I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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