I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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