It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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