Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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