Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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