yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Randomize
