Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Randomize
