So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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