**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I have tasted many bathrooms
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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