I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
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Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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