I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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