Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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